Okay, I know for a fact that there are a shit-ton of stinky teenage boys here, but why do we ALL have to see stupid Axe ads? The sponsored ads never bothered me til I saw 1,000,000 Axe ads. I am not only adult and female, but I also have the good sense to bathe, and if I want to smell nice I put on real fragrance and not the Cheez-Wiz version. axetemptation can bite me.

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back


Laurel Leaf Tiara belonging to Queen Sophia of Greece

I need this. My name, which is Greek, actually means a crown of laurel leaves. Soooo someone buy this for me kthx

Laurel Leaf Tiara belonging to Queen Sophia of Greece

I need this. My name, which is Greek, actually means a crown of laurel leaves. Soooo someone buy this for me kthx